Windows 7 Second Adverts

Talk quick. Mention feature already on Vista. Show pointless demonstration. Roll title. Person says "I'm a PC".

Wow. They ALMOST managed to follow the "Windows 7 was my idea" campaign with a worse one. At least these adverts are over quicker. I suppose that's why there a 2 of them every advert break. Why don't they just be honest. I have 2 ideas for future adverts.

1: "Windows, because you can't afford a Mac"
2: "Windows 7. It's XP with a facelift"

Simple, quick, efficient and true. All things good adverts should be.

Powerpoint

The easiest and quickest way to turn a crowd suicidal.

Is there any other way to drive people crazy so efficiently? Every slideshow produced by Powerpoint is boring, unimaginative and cluttered. All the slideshows I have sat through in the education system have been stuffed with clipart animations and every object has the same sound and animation as the others. The objective is to INTEREST the audience, not make them fall asleep.

If Windows 7 was actually thought up by retarded actors actual customers, I have an idea. I'll ask Microsoft to scrap Powerpoint. Roll on Windows 8!

Windows 7

Wow. All new (not really) features. Come on Microsoft, stop taking the piss. All the features advertised for Windows 7 are available on Vista or XP. You have to be a real idiot to be impressed by network sharing, never mind not realising you probably have it now anyway.

DVD Storage

The Lost Planet 2 development team revealed they had to cut a "significant amount" of the game due to the size of a DVD. They also cut it from the PS3 version to keep the versions equal. It will be released later as DLC.

Well done Xbox. Due to your poor choice of storage media PS3 has to miss out as well or pay for something we should have had for free.