Powerpoint

The easiest and quickest way to turn a crowd suicidal.

Is there any other way to drive people crazy so efficiently? Every slideshow produced by Powerpoint is boring, unimaginative and cluttered. All the slideshows I have sat through in the education system have been stuffed with clipart animations and every object has the same sound and animation as the others. The objective is to INTEREST the audience, not make them fall asleep.

If Windows 7 was actually thought up by retarded actors actual customers, I have an idea. I'll ask Microsoft to scrap Powerpoint. Roll on Windows 8!