Crocs

They are not cool, stylish, practical, rugged, comfortable or fashionable. If you choose to wear this footwear designed by a three year old. I have an interesting thing to mention. They are made with slave labour. The children who colour them have no ventilation and usually die after just 3 years of production.

Now look at your luminous, child-killing, eyesore and tell me they are good. Save money, save lives. Buy flip flops.