Why Are They Allowed Outside?

Extracts from "Conversation for idiots"
Written by the a single person

1  67% of statistics are made up
2  Really?
1  It's a joke.
2  I don't get it

1  Has anyone been to Greenland?
2  What's that?
1  A country.
2  There's a country called Greenland?

1  Cheryl's amazing. She's really smart. I love her. She's my idol.